Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.
Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!
Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.
Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!