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One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger
Chad is an ass twinkie.
by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008
The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.
Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
by CarlyntonKid June 03, 2010