Top Definition
the amount of penises that fit in ones ass
1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5
by the chigger April 23, 2004
3 more definitions
A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily
Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic
by stovebox June 27, 2015

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