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1.
The art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of balls deep consensual sex and then spreading your ladys ass cheeks wide and tongue fucking and sucking her asshole.
Me and my girl fucked for hours. We finally passed out and slept for who knows how long. When I woke up, I was hard as a rock again and got me my ass tortilla from her. Once she was sucked and licked clean I decided to cornhole her. I deposited my load deep in her turd canal.
by The Cornhole King January 19, 2005
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2.
I dont know what it means, but it sounds pretty funny.
That thing is an ass tortilla!
by j03 April 08, 2004
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