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1.
when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011
 
2.
When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
by Roflcoblers July 02, 2009