| 1. | Vectra | ||
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Vectra is a Runescape stats bot run on Swiftirc. Used by thousands of people, it is one of the most popular bots. The proper term for Vectra stats bot is: It kicks ass
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| 2. | FBA | ||
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Fucking Bitch Ass - Something or someone that doesn't live up to expectations. Even though I've asked David many times to add his stats to my list he's being a FBA.
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| 3. | Asstatistic | ||
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A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows: The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls. Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85. |
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| 4. | Ruby Weapon | ||
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Known as the most powerful and deadliest creature of Final Fantasy 7. Huge and red. Has Large claws that can sink into the ground and appear behind you. Also has an unusually tiny head. Thank god cause that fucker is ugly.
The only way to beat this monster is to have at least almost perfect stats everywhere, and even if you do, he is still nearly impossible unless you have some kind of stragety! "Ahh that damn ugly ass keeps using Whirlsand!!"
"Fuck you Ruby! You can keep your stinky Desert Rose! I'm gonna get my Gold Chocobo the hard way!" |
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| 5. | Michael Vick | ||
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aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball. Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD. Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets. |
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| 6. | penance | ||
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The most badass of all Final Fantasy bosses ever, who, unless you max out your fuckin stats to 255, you can only beat with zanmato. Appears from the Calm Lands' gourge in FFX International once you beat all the Dark Aeons. FUCK, i been fighting Penance for hours and the little bitch just pulled Judgement Day out of his ass. DAMN FUCK SHIT BITCH now i gotta start all over! That's it.....where's Yojimbo.....
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| 7. | Pentagon | ||
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The most down ass drinking group in the world. Members include The Dr., Your Royal Nastiness, Brando, Sleezy Lee, and 40 Hands. They have set out incredible records with beerpong and "stats." "Ah shit the Pentagon's here? Hide the beer and the girls!"
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