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1.
That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 09, 2011
 
2.
The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.
Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003