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A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.
Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.
by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.
You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.
by 1010 July 27, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Someone who's head is so far up their ass they're past asshat status.
Calling him an asshat is an understatement. He's an assscarf.
by xx-ia-xx September 23, 2010
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Like "asshat"
Person X: asshat!
Person Y: assscard!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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