The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.
Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.
#teabagging #passed out #ass face sandwich #ass plant #ass
by Mark Regan September 02, 2006
Top Definition
A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.
This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.
by Jethro December 06, 2003
Being the vehicle stuck between the jackass going below the speed limit and the jackass riding your bumper because of it.

ALSO a term used for a group of 3 or more people who stand right in the middle of an isle or walkway to have a conversation, oblivious to the all people trying to get around them.
Excuse me...excuse me... I have to use the can. Excuse me. Really? You are currently being a complete ass sandwich, move your shit elsewhere!
#jerk #idiot #asshole #dillweed #jackwagon #ass #sandwich
by lady nude bottom March 23, 2012
Your head accidentaly/on purpose gets put between two asses
"So here I am, getting dressed at the gym when two fat senior citzens get out of the sauna and make me the meat to their ass sandwich."
#ass #butt #sanwich #hairy #sweaty #lard
by asswip'e September 11, 2007
1. a bad day
2. horrible event
3. bad food
4. McDonalds
My old lady left me, once again life has handed me an ass sandwich!
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003
The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.
That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.
#ass #bread #cheese #meat #shit #butt #cheeks #drunk
by OG Pueblo September 25, 2007
having sex, getting laid
I'm going to have myself an ass sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.
#sexual intercourse #get laid #make woopie #get it on #nail
by dscott November 06, 2005
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