A rapevan is a tool for rapists which is used to commit the act of rape upon captive citizens. Targets include, but is not limited to: Those who are walking home alone at night, young children, and people who are too drunk to realize they're getting drilled in the ass in the back of a rusty van.
When you see a van driving by you slowly when you're alone at night, it may be a good idea to run; but by that time, it's probably too late.
Rapevan, rapevan, rapevan, rapevan! Spermis has got a rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass. He's gonna catch you with your pants down for some love in the underpass. And if you're underage, all alone, be afraid 'cause you ain't coming home! Spermis has got his rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass! Now check out that pimp-ass rape van, it's got everything you need! Some sawdust, entrenching tools, and a big ol' bag of leaves. And if you're stumbling home after the dance, oh my god you haven't got a chance! Spermis has got his rape van, he's gonna rape you in the ass!" - Excerpt from a very knowledgeable song about...rapevans.
This act usually happens during games, either in Sports or in a video game. The rape train refers to one completely destroying/conquering their adversaries, you cant just fuck up one person it has to be a majority. It is a rare act but when it happens everyone around is left in awe, speechless if you will. The person who initiated the rape train event deserves a firm pat on the ass or a much less gay high five with a verbal acknowledgement. The "Rape Trainer" must respond with sounds related to old steam driven trains from the 1800's.
Tyler - "Did you see Jerry Rice get that 80 yard touchdown? He stiff armed four people and jumped over one guy on the way into the endzone. The entire time he was yelling chugga chugga chugga chugga whoo whoo"
Joe - "Yea, Rice gave them one hell of a ride on the rape train."
Video Game - SOCOM
Player A is on the Terrorist Team.
Terrorist team is down three to one with 15 seconds left in the game. Player A dashes down a hallway in desperate search of the Seal team. A seal jumps out from behind a corner and catches a blast of buckshot leaving him haggard on the ground. Player A turns around rapidly and fires a slug hitting a second seal in the neck dropping him to the ground. With 11 seconds left Player A jumps into a small creek. 7 seconds remain on the clock as Player A jumps off a water fall into a small pool of water. Emerging from the water a seal sits on the shore line M4 pointed at Player A's head, click the gun miss fires. Player A rises from the abyss and jams 17 bullets up the seals ass. Player A has just given them a bloody ride on the Rape Train.
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A area of fields in Failsworth, Manchester, just behind Lord Lane, where everybody gets fucked in the ass hole.
Go to Bum Rape Fields after dark and you'll get fucked in the ass hole, too.
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The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.
Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"
A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.
Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer
Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass
When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.
IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.
The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.
Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.
1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!
2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....