The only acceptable way to hit a girl. A closed fist to the ass of varying degree. Appropriate for retaliation or mean/rude comments. Bruising is frowned upon, but is hidden if need be. They can be stored, but must be used within a week, otherwise they are forfeited.
My girlfriend told me I wasn't funny so I had to ass punch her.
I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.
I gave her an ass punch cause she gave me a titty twister.
by Right n' History January 21, 2011
by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003
The act of punching a chick in the ass when you are going at it doggy style. It causes the chick to clench up tight and bring you extra pleasure.
I was banging this ho last night from behind and I ass punched her hard and she clenched up tight and I came hard all over her.
by monkeybutt July 24, 2003
The finishing move of wrestler Beef Wellington. He jumps off the top rope and punches his opponent in the ass.
by Jugrnaut April 21, 2005
To punch the buttocks of another with a fist. If you punch someone in the ass during a fight, it proves your sissiness.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
A new trend that I invented during an AIM conversation to kill a silence. It is the new solution for all your problems. Known to cure anything except AIDS which it only slows down.
Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes
What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)
Punching yourself in the ass is only for sexual related problems. Punching yourself on the ass is for all other purposes
What your eye hurts? punch yourself on the ass! You have a headache? punch yourself on the ass! You feel light headed? punch yourself on the ass! Your friend is acting gay? punch yourself on the ass! (beware--this may be a little suggestive to the person if they are truly gay)
I ass punched Taurino and he was like wtf you do that for and I told him I'm trying to cure your cold.
by antinormal February 16, 2007
To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.
"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."
"How a bout a game of Mantis"
"How a bout a game of Mantis"
by Joe Mantis February 26, 2008