Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass
-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.
Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."