1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole
and surrounding regions of the anal cavity
and pillage any nearby ships that are abundant in rich, exquisite ass
. Also skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty
. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing
and polishing the captain's wooden plank.
2. One who has an obsession with asshole
of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.
"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."
"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."
The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty
Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass
Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.
...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"
Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?
A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!
an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass
Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"