ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

by Eberon May 25, 2004

ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

by yo mamma February 23, 2005

ass pennies

Pennies that have been stored in ones butt for indeterminite amount of time.

He was surrounded by thugs, Bill knew that he had only one chance...his ass pennies.

by Wags June 16, 2003

Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 28, 2020

Ass Penny

The act of putting pennies in your ass crack and then spending said pennies in order to gain the upper hand on others.

John totally owned the cashier at K-Mart by giving him an Ass Penny.

by IT DEC October 6, 2009

penny ass

"Penny ass" describes the dimpled appearance of cellulite on a man or woman's ass/hips. It appears that he/she was hit hard in the backside with a bag of pennies, thus leaving dimpled impressions.

Man, she used to have a fine ass but here lately she's gotten a penny ass.

by TCDuncan January 23, 2007

penny ass

petty individuals who often but not always think too highly of themselves

I heard what he said, but ain't nobody trippin off his penny ass.

by tre4poe August 7, 2007