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when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals. Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?" Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio." Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets." Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!" Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol." Chelsea: "You think?" Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats" Chelsea: "Wow" |
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