2. While traveling in europe i had many cases of asspaste.
Pardon me concierge, do you have any Colla Asino brand Pâte Âne?
I do apologize sir... to what are you referring? I'm not familiar.
Pâte Âne.. you know... Asspaste.
Why yes sir, we have Longhorn brand Anal Pate. Would you also be interested in our brushing service? Our specialist has a spot open in his schedule in an hour.