Lubeless Solitary Deep Plunge: An event involving the rapid, insensitive, single, balls deep insertion of a rock hard penis into an unprepared, unlubricated anus. The penis is then immediately withdrawn as fast as it entered so that the recipient can bask in the glory of the pain.
Your mom really enjoyed her LSDP this morning, Sport.
A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.
A sadapacada is when you have too much diarrhea and it makes your ass-hole bleed.
"Dude, I drank a lot of beer last night, and this morning I had really bad di di and now a bad case of sadapacada.
The irritating pain in that that lives with you or your parents. The type that talks shit about every one he knows to you. Then turns around and talks shit about you to all those supposed friends he just said he can't stand an hour ago. Probably has no ability to drive a car or the car you need to do so. It's called a "Man" card. Has probably been in jail more than one time and has no desire to fix his own problems. The one that calls you from work (if he even has a job) bitching about how he hates his life, but thinks every one should worship the damn ground he walks on because he's dank is so good. Has no goals in life, but has the woman/family/grandparent it lives with make most of the money in the house, on top of trying to support their own self threw college. If the person supporting the home goes to college there a looser because they arn't making the same wage to support his life style. To want to better a carrier in a Medical Profession lets say for instance. Seriously, to tolerate some one like this you would have to have a strong sense of "crazy" to have thought it would work. The same type that sits on it's ass constantly, then gives you crap for wanting to take some needed R&R.
"Boy"friend' is tired and weak sauce.more...
Sick of the "Boy"friend.
*knock at the Door*
W: Hi, how are you?
M: *With the most beautiful flowers in hand* I'm Good, I came hear to see if you would like to go out and have some dinner with me this weekend. i know we worked together before and I really liked you, but it took some time for me to say some thing. Even when I installed your water I was choked up and couldn't.
W: I'm kind of in a relationship. He lives here with me.
M: Some guys have all the luck. You look amazing still.
W: Thanks man, but I'm sorry I can't I have a "Boy"friend.
*Your child picks up the phone*
C: Guess what? Theirs a dude at the door with flowers asking mommy on a date.
*Child brings you the phone*
"Boy"friend: Get that monkey off my porch. He shouldn't be coming to my door asking out my woman.
W: Calm it. I didn't even say yes.
"Boy"friend: You won't talk to me like I'm a dog you fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are.
W: I'm not the one cursing.
"Boy"friend: Naw, fuck that you won't... and you won't...
W: Wow, sounds like with you I'll have no life at all. Backstabbing to people you claim to love, rude, selfish, lack morals but try to enforce what you think they are on others. You let your people trash my place with out helping and never back up your promises. Your lame. Your weaksauce and they were right. You don't love at all. BTW I paid for that house ass.
The truth is metal heads come in all shapes and sizes. Some strictly hang out with each other, while others hang out with preppy kids.
When I mean metal head though, i mean people who listen to real metal not System of a Down, Slipknot,etc...
One thing is for sure as everyone here has already stated...never ever pick a fight with one. Nothing worse then a kid with metal/adrenaline pumping through there veins coming at you. They will not stop and they will feel no pain.
I'm going to tear your fucking eyes out
Rip your fucking flesh off
Beat you till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass
Fuck you and your progress
Watch me fucking regress
You were meant to take the fall - now you're nothing
Payback's a bitch motherfucker
See that guido get his ass handed to him by that metal head.
Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
Those hockey players are good in bed.