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1.
clump of golden corn in your shit
yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out
by yetti March 21, 2003
 
2.
Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.
I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 16, 2006
 
3.
The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.
As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.
by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003
 
4.
the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out.
I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget
by Lazy Minded October 16, 2007
 
5.
Not related to ass nugget, this is a clever insult noun to talk about someone who really pisses you off, or is just not well liked in general.
Joe is an assnugget. Keep the fuck away from him.

You wallhacking assnugget!

Screw you assnuggets, I've got better things to do.
by fsgaasshhddddgxddx December 31, 2004
 
6.
A person who is a total piece of shit!!!
That guy who keeps stealing old lady Wilson's Social Security Check is such an assnugget
by JUSTAGUY July 14, 2013
 
7.
when someone has repeted nugget shaped shits that sounds like a bb gun
dood what happened in the boys stall today i heard someone was shooting a bb gun and the cops had to come? no it was just someone that had assnuggets
by baggee September 14, 2006