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*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
#ass #nail #shit #anus #fingered
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 27, 2010
When you wipe your ass after a particularly stick shit, and i little bit of shit gets stuck under your thumb nail, this can then be washed off or fed to a fat guy as chocolate.
" ARRRRGH ALEX THAT DID NOT TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE," "yeah you've been ASS NAILED."
#ass #nail #shit #choclate #alex
by analex127 January 23, 2009
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