a muffin made from the asses of 100-40040239 people. Their are different types of ass muffin, like chocolate ass muffin made from black peoples asses cum muffins made from crackers asses and dirty muffins made from mexicans asses.

The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.

Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.