someone who plays with their ring
Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler
one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.
or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler
A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.
Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.
one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye
A person guilty of committing a leeown (see leeowned)
eg. That Ass-mongler sure can leeown!
one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring
Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler