Urban Dictionary: ass money

2.	ass money
	To have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her ass for anything! He is rich! How rich? new money, old money? Forget that, he is 'ass money'! buy ass money mugs & shirts money ass rich new money old money by bigAD Feb 20, 2011 add a video
1.	Ass money
	A form of being pussy whipped. When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any. Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY) buy ass money mugs & shirts snatch under the thumb pussy whipped fag prisoner by sancho1249 Feb 17, 2013 add a video