Top Definition
a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object
when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do
by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010

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