|36.||Hop, Skip, and Go Naked|
n. A drink which is derived from mixing the simple ingredients of: A case of cheap beer (ie. natural light), a handle of cheap vodka, and a container of Country Time lemonade mix. Stir all contents together in a gatorade cooler, and add a 5 lb bag of ice.
"When you try 'Hop, Skip, and Go Naked' you will be like, "Wtf is this? It tastes so good!""
"Two cups of Hop, Skip, and Go Naked, and you'll be on your ass."
|37.||port richey punch|
"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.
Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.
A ghetto sprite is a recipe for a drink that is similar to a sprite but will cost nothing (with free refills) at the restaurant. If you cannot order a Sprite due to low funds or simply you are a cheap ass. Then a GHETTO SPRITE will suffice. A Ghetto SPrite is a glass of Ice water with a lemon. It may be the closest thing to a actual soft drink, but without the cost..
What would you like to drink??....Customer A: a Iced Tea,... Customer B: a Diet Coke... Customer Three... A Ice water with lemon.... (aka a GHETTO SPRITE.).. This third customer is not going to tip you very well.
When you are having sexual based relations with your significant partner, and you tease her by inserting and uninserting your cock into her vagina over and over. This is similar to the game peek-a-boo but is followed with a slimey substance discharged from the penis.
therefore; cock peek-a-boo
Derrick: Yo, dude.. last night me and michelle played some crazy cock peek-a-boo!
Optimus Prime: Your mom's hott..
The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
a case of beer, two liters of vodka, and two limemaids in a big cooler. midgets are known to pound your head in the moring or can make you sleep till 4
that slam boosie put me on my ass last night, makes people with the name of matt have sex with fat black bitches
|42.||brown water trick|
the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.
(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)
guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?
guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!
guy 3: is you rollin?
guy 2: bitch i might be!