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the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait
1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."
by bread infection October 21, 2005

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