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A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later
Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener
by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

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