that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!
I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!
when you shit and instead of coming out in one nice big happy block, it comes out in a bunch of little pieces reminiscent of rabbit turds, and then they float and appear to mock your inability to produce a proper crap.
crap, i got a case of the ass gremlins.
a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.
p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."
"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."
A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.
Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.