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If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
by cherry_bomb September 18, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a small turd; alternately a hemroid
I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 26, 2003
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hemorohoids
my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole
by annemarie January 17, 2003
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toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.
by MP February 28, 2003
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