A little green alien thing that lives amidst in your bunghole and dwells on flatuelence (farts) and anything that's left. Also like a disease that acurres when you don't clean yourself too well.
Damn man that ass goblin of mine is starting to irritate me.
noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.
"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.
First of all, have you ever seen your asshole?
If you said no then you may have ass goblins. Ass goblins live in your ass and feed off your crap. They come out everyonce in a while to bite the person behind you(which can be very embarassing). To check if you have ass goblins you need to look at your ass hole and say ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS ASS GOBLINS as loud as you can, and if you have them, they will come out, if not your cool. But for the unlucky ones who do the only way to get them out is to stick amonia up your pooper and swish it around then next time you take a shit, your dead ass goblins will lay there in the toilet.
HOLY SHIT, that guys ass goblin just bit me!
An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.
Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs
This is a creature that stalks u in the wee hours of the nite. They live under bridges and have an ass for a face with sharp ass teeth. if u come in contact with one, play dead, it will smell u and crap on your leg. This is its way of showing his territory.
oh my god its an Assgoblin!!!! Run!!!!!!!!
little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys
"Man, those assgoblins got me last night"
"those assgoblins had massive balls"
One who gobbles ass, but really just a general, whimsical "put down." Also contemporarily mythologized as goblins who inhabit the asses of humans and presumably other creatures.
(popular source generally attributed to "Beavis and Butthead" television show)
That dude's an "ass goblin"
Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.
The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!