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Glasses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of asses.
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."

Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
by Korrosiv January 28, 2009