The act of taking a shit.
Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.
by DavidoPowellez January 03, 2008
A peach. a fruit that looks like somebody's bottom
wow, this fruit looks like somebody's behind O_O ewww, disgusting! i'm sure its an Assfruit!
by Superdoodles April 02, 2006
Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 08, 2006