when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind
my jason, you have nice ass flags today.
Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.
That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.
Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?