|29.||Ancient Ass-cheese Flower|
Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
N. Commonly an attractive being known as "it", which is outstanding in all aspects to the individial witnessing it.
V. The action of tugging the flesh of the penis up and down upon seeing an attractive other, usually making the noise *fap* while in action.
*Note: Please be aware, if caught jacking off by the FAPIT you might be raped or shot. Keep your fap silent but deadly. Jack off in private, or your dick might end up in a sewer with the rats of NJ shore.
John D. - That girl had such nice features I started to FAPIT..
Jane S. - Her face, ass, and tits were much better than her personality and intellect though.
John D. - Shut the fuck up lesbo, FAPIT doesn't apply to you.
|31.||Transvestite Donkey Witch|
Describes an individual as post-op transvestite, with the features of a donkey, and the abilities of Paris Hilton.
Oh man, that dude was such an ass! I swear, the only way to describe him is Transvestite Donkey Witch.
The name of the phrase is derived from Kim Kardashian.
It refers to any extremely physically attractive female, or one of her physical features that stand out ex. Ass, Boobs Curves, etc.
**Does not refer to females that are Kim Kardashian look-a-likes but rather it can be applied to any girl.
Male 1: Dude! Cindy just asked me out!
Male 2: Cindy!? She's a total Kim Kardasher!
Male 1: Yo look over there, check out that girl.
Male 2: Damn, she has an ass like a Kim Kardasher. I'd tap that.
The FAT scale is the single most important measure when judging women. Each letter represents an element of a girls features F for Face, A for ass, and T for Tits. Each letter is then assigned a number from 1-10, depending on how hot she is. 1 is disgusting, 5 is average, 10 is unreal. State their score in respective order. For example, a pretty girl with an average ass and big tits might yield the score 7, 5, 8.
Guy 1: I got laid by a sexy bitch last night!
Guy 2 FAT scale her!
Guy 1: 8, 10, 9!
Guy 2: I hope you rode that ass like a Mexican!
|34.||alpha and omega|
Code phrase euphemism for tits and ass. The most prominent features on a woman's upper and lower body. In other words, the first and last things you would most likely notice whenever a hot chick walks towards you(her breasts) and then away from you(her rear end).
Jon: Damn, John check out the well-endowed alpha and omega on that fine ass blonde walking over there by the shore.
John: Damn straight! I'd tap that any moment now!
Jon: Fuck yeah! Let's go pick her up!
Nice ass big ass titties
A guy named Chodemyer walks past a hot girl (that has the features of nice ass bigass titties) and yells N.A.B.A.T.!