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3. ass eyes
(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul.

note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.
girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss.
girl 2: gross.
girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out.
girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.
1. Ass Eyes
Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.
He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.
by bad Nov 28, 2003 add a video
2. ass eyes
somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus
Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes
by Spanky_the_elf Jan 24, 2005 add a video
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