The storyline is plain and stinky, the engine is horridly bug-swarmed and everything resembles an attempt to turn "Knights of Old Republic" into an action game.
Gamer 2: Ya mean, Ass Effect? Both parts suck, but 2nd was 1% better.
Non-gamer: All games from those medics are like Ass Effect (and all other games are even worse)
Gamer 1: Ugh! Shut up about games, go back to your library!
Gamer 2: Don't be that harsh towards my brother!