One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass
Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"
One who engages in anal sex.
That wanker is an ass cracker.
The poop that was missed when wiping your ass and left in the crack of your ass all day to become crusty.
Dude I got this huge asscracker!!!
Look at that asscracker.
you smell like an asscracker
A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn."
"Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!"
A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.
"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"
When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"
The best definition in in the example
They some in three flavors
Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "
Joe- " What are those?"
Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.
(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!