Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues
Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
Dude I can't shake this ass cold.
Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass
It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold