a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.
(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)
Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!
When the ass hairs on either side of your cheeks stick to the other cheek, you are able to strum it. Hence the name "Ass Guitar". Usually occurs due to swamp ass.
Man 1: Damn, i have swamp ass like you'd never believe!
Man 2: Well do you have an ass guitar?
Man 1: No
Man 2: Ive had worse
when your ass cheeks start slippin and slidin as you walk. this is caused due to sweat build up in the hallway. usually accompanied by a strong stench of ass.
Damn, I wore jeans to go play ball today and now I got hot ass. Or, I was horny as fuck until I pulled her panties down and could tell she was suffering from a bad case of hot ass.
While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.
Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.
The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.
Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!
Blunt force trauma to the anus caused by a massive dump. This Cleveland steamer causes extreme discoloration and often bright colors around the brown eyed monster similar to a parrot. These massive drain stainer's are often accompanied by loud straining or squawking noises much like a parrot.
Parrot Ass can also be caused by extreme sexual spanking also producing bright colors directed mainly on the ass cheeks. Loud parrot like squawks also accompany this ass pounding.
Me watching 2-Girls-One-Cup:"Check out the parrot ass on that chick!"
Me:"Why are you walking funny, and why were you screaming like a bird?"
Roommates Girlfriend:"He just gave me a mean case of parrot ass."
Roommates Girlfriend:"My ass looks like an angry clown!"
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The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.
Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!