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Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting
michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.
by michaelray October 03, 2006

Words related to ass catastrophe

accident ass fart shart sharting shit
n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.
Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.
by Assclown100 March 11, 2011