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2.
a toilet that has seen far too much shit.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
 
1.
The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.
Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.
by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008