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1.
The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.
Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.
by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008
 
2.
a toilet that has seen far too much shit.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003