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Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man
by r.a.g August 20, 2007
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It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.
Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!
by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009
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comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon
ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit
by pecial August 16, 2006
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A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
by Toby Radloff June 12, 2008
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A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.
"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"
by Yaotai August 26, 2009
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a super hot or gorgeous guy/girl
OMG! That was some major yummy ass candy we saw at the concert.
by Bananny June 10, 2009
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Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.
Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!
by SrTim April 24, 2006
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