Game played by children of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Consists of rolling a ball (e.g. tennis) towards a group of holes dug in the ground. When the ball stops in a specific hole, the owner runs towards it to get it. The other players run away. When the owner gets to it, he yells stop and everyone freezes. He then tries to tag one person with the ball. This person is free to move their body as much as possible, but their feet can not move. If the thrower misses, he gets a rock in his hole. If he hits the person, that person gets a rock in their hole. Once any player gets 5 rocks in their hole, they have to line up against a wall with their ass sticking out. The other players get one throw at the loser for every rock in their hole.
This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
This game is very painful and traumatizing for most children, the author included. Pain and suffering is compounded when other players' older siblings arrive to play. The sound of a missed throw slamming against the wall next to you is enough to make anyone wet their jammies.
Hey, call up Brent Kisby so we can play some assburn. Tell him not to bring that older skid brother of his, Todd.
by Jeff the Skid September 24, 2003
by maybenot September 28, 2003
When you eat some delicious spicy tasting food and about an hour and a half later, you're shitting out lava; Taste great on the way end, but awful on the way out. Only hope of mitigating the pain is to wipe your ass immediately after taking a dump.
You: God man, I know I don't need to order to these Habanero Wings... Lord knows I don't want assburn, but I love spicy food.
by TheUselsssRandom July 2, 2018
by Darren December 16, 2002
by Darren December 16, 2002
by Carlos the dinglefart October 3, 2015