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1.
1.) One who breaks into another's ass during the night.
2.) Penix
Someone broke into my home last night. My ass is pretty sore right now.
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
 
2.
One who steals goods from another's ass.
The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)
by brandon + darren September 17, 2003
 
3.
One who burgles ass
God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.
by b-randon September 11, 2003
 
4.
A male who ass rapes another male with some type of trumpet or other instrument.
PMAN3418 around all of the marching band guys in the locker room.
by George Snuffalugus February 23, 2004