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A weapon in which one launches himself into the air with as much trajectory as humanly possible to bring his own body down upon his victim's back/shoulder region in a gravity-powered buttock blow.
Warning: some may die as a result of an ass bomb. "Haha, Jake, you just received an ass bomb BITCH!"
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A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to: Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm. Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift. The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude. The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal. Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about? Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!! |
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tampon alcohol asshole drinking games
The act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one's asshole. Ass bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication. I did a couple of ass bombs and was totally plastered last night.
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The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator. That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.
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The word Ass-Bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. When your friend passes out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare ass on his face. "Hughes just laid a muddy Ass Bomb on John".
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