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8.
One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.
Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.
by brandon and zach July 08, 2004
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1.
To nut in a girls ass
I ass blasted the whore!
by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005
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2.
A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room
by red April 16, 2005
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3.
good Mexican food
"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
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4.
1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
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5.
a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
by scott davis August 10, 2004
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6.
An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
by Demoulous October 24, 2003
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7.
An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.
Holy Crap! An assblaster
by Shablam October 26, 2003
37 24