To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

Boring, nice, rich ass white suburban town in New Jersey. The kind of place kids will make fun of for being rich and snobby(which it is) while they get high because there is nothing else to do, yet consistently forget to be thankful for how damn lucky they are that they were born into a rich and snobby town as opposed to Newark. or like, Somalia.

also known as B-RIZZLE

The cops have to be the worst due to the lack of crime so they take it out on the Basking Ridge Morons. These kids go to my school ride dirt bikes and shit and the cops ar on there ass 24/7. Back to my point....



COPS SUCK

A small, upper class town in Somerset County, New Jersey. About a 45 minute drive outside New York City, although most people opt for the hour long train ride (with Poland Spring bottles full of vodka, of course) to see Dave Matthews. You can tell when you enter Basking Ridge because the only cars you will pass are Mercedes, BMW's, Lexuses, Jags, Jettas and Jeeps... oh yeah, and your occasional Bernards High coke-head in a station wagon, skateboard included. The cops in Basking Ridge don't know what to do with themselves, so traditionally they will find out where a house party is, and wait for everyone to leave instead of break it up because - naturally - everyone drives home drunk, and its alot more fun to hand out DUI's. What's the harm in driving drunk when you can get from anywhere to anywhere in Basking Ridge in under 5 minutes? Real Basking Ridge residents know that the Hills is definately not part of town, but the best parties are usually there... with the exception of "the barn" where beruit, not (dear GOD) beer pong, is played almost every night. Also, if you leave your garage door open, expect to get all your beer stolen out of the standard outside fridge. The Short Hills and Bridgewater Malls are both extremely close, and everyone knows the reason why Bridgewater Mall isn't so trashy anymore is because Basking Ridge kids ran all the Immaculata and Bridgewater kids out. Everyone in Basking Ridge has played soccer at some point, and the high school team wil...

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only gay people eat freedom fries.
you have to be a politically correct homosexual vegetarian to appreciate the splendor of basking in the sun of freedom fries.

mother fucking rich ass town in jersey