Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.