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7. ass bandit
A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.
You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!
1. Ass Bandit
One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
by Dave F Dec 11, 2003 add a video
2. Ass bandit
male homosexual
What an ass bandit
by The Phantom Jul 16, 2003 add a video
3. Ass Bandit
A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.
#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.
4. ass bandit
British term for Male Hosexual.
"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!
by Vega$ Bill Nov 28, 2002 add a video
5. ass bandit
a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.
after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.
6. ass bandit
Noah Sayres.
Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!
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