Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned
Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.
An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
the sudden attack of the anus
joey planned a stealthy ass attack
Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice
my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it
When a man unexpectdly gives another man anal.
Mike gave Tim an ass attack.
to become sudddenly very emotional - surprised, angry etc.
to have an ass attack = to flip out